Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first day of training
for marathon number 14. On the agenda
for today? Rest. I effing love marathon
training.
In all seriousness, I do love marathon training, and I’m
excited to get down to business. Dicking
around for the summer has been super fun (possibly too much…), but I definitely
feel ready to be accountable to something besides my hankering for day
beers.
Things I’m also accountable for: my Ironman New York
spectators report, final thoughts on my trip to Boulder, and a recap of
yesterday’s “We’ll Run For Beer: The Fourquel.”
Good thing I like writing…
Number of Miles Run Last Week: 24, but I deserve extra credit
because 10 of them took 3.5 hours, on account of the elevation in
Colorado. “Time on your feet” is a
legitimate training strategy, right?
Should I just stand up all the time?
Number of Beers Consumed Last Week: 19. Untappd, sometimes I wish you didn’t reveal
these things to me…
Types of Beers Consumed Last Week: Damn, I did well here. My flight to Colorado on Tuesday was delayed,
so I started with a Smuttynose Old Brown Dog in the airport. And it only got better from there. Green Flash’s West Coast IPA, Mountain Sun’s
FYIPA, Avery IPA, Deschutes’ Hope in the Dark, Port’s Summer Pale Ale, Avery’s
Joe’s Pilsner, Lagunitas’ IPA, PBR (oops… a misstep), Wild Mountain’s Hop
Diggity IPA, Upslope’s Craft Lager (the only beer I drank all week that I didn’t
like – this tasted like Cheerios, which is also what my sister says my pee
smells like, which isn’t wrong, and which doesn’t make for positive
associations when it comes to beer drinking), Oskar Blues’ G’Knight, and Left
Hand’s Sawtooth Ale. Then I came back to
New York, where I did more damage in the form of Reade Street Ale, Southern
Tier 2xIPA, Tommyknocker Hop Strike Black IPA, Peak Organic Summer Session, and
whatever summer seasonal was being poured at the Frying Pan last night.
The preceding paragraph listing the beers I drank last week
was 168 words. Which is 3 more words
than all the other paragraphs in this blog post combined. That says something about me. And that something isn't "this girl is ready to tackle marathon training again."